Still trying to work off that weight G. So I'm taking a dance class.
A Non-Italian joke for G.
The bus to Cleveland stopped and picked up a scruffy, not too clean guy who was obviously a hippy. He chose to sit beside a nun who was reading her prayer book. For some reason he was strongly attracted to her and said," Hey Baby, wanna have sex with me?"
The nun slapped him hard across the face and went back to reading her prayer book.
When the bus reached his stop and the hippy was about to get off, the bus driver stopped him and said, "You see that cemetery across the road? The nun goes there to pray every evening at six thirty. You know, if you dressd up in some robes and told her you were God, you might get her to have sex with you."
The hippy said thanks and got off the bus. He bought some white robes, makeup and a fake beard and hid behind the statue of an angel in the graveyard. Well, just as the bus driver said, the nun came to pray at around six thirty.
The Hippy stepped out from behind the angel and said, "I am God; your dedicated prayers have brought me here."
The nun said, "I am your humble servant. How can I serve you?"
The hippy said, "It is my wish that you have sex with me."
The nun said," I am not deserving of this honor; but if you wish."
So they had sex on the grass, sex under a big oak tree, sex in a mausoleum and sex behind the big cemetery gate.
Then, exhausted but satiated the hippy jumped up and said, "Haha I am the hippy!"
And the nun jumped up and said, "Haha I am the bus driver!"
Hi cutie...how ya doing...hope you are still cool up there.
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He's laying down and I think he's asleep, I hope so...his allegries are acting up so I gave him a toddy and told him to lie down.
I'm watching Jimmy Smit's new show. He is still damn good.It's called OUTLAW.
ReplyDeleteHe is a justice of the supreme court.
ReplyDeleteHe still has charisma even though he is not quite as handsome as when he was young.
I am watching the same program...I like Jimmy..
ReplyDeleteI think this show has potential. What do you think???
ReplyDeleteHaha...he's gotten fat.
ReplyDeleteI loved in in NYPD Blue after DC left.
I haven't seen Jimmi in anything for years. I know he was in a short lived series some years ago about a family in the wine business. Forgot the name.
ReplyDeleteI think so..it's the best new show I seen so far...
ReplyDeleteHe was fab in NYPD Blue. Made the show.
ReplyDeleteJimmi made DC look like a stupid fool when he took over that show.
ReplyDeleteI remember that one ...Jimmy had a girlfriend on CSI:M and he would visit and DC didn't want him on the set...I guess he was scared he would get his job.
ReplyDeleteI went to Barnes & Noble to get Obama's book and was put on a waiting list...they was sold out.
ReplyDeleteThese damn people is a bunch of kooks..I think it's wonderful for him to write them.
DC can't hold a candle to him then or now...Jimmy still got those dark smothering looks.
ReplyDeleteNow I know we just love dark men...I hear that got the best stuff.
Did you ever see DC in Maddog and Gloria?
ReplyDeleteDad read your note and said he will get back to you tomorrow when he felt a bit better.
When RD had the fight at the end he will remind you of Maxy jumping up and down, he was so foolish looking.
ReplyDeleteAlthough Bambam wrote the book before he became pres. I think they held off publication until they found out if he was elected. It would have been a clever move. If he had lost the election, no one would be lining up to buy his book.
ReplyDeleteHave you got Jonny any books yet??
I think I have seen bits and pieces of Maddog and Glory but not the whole thing. I don't remember DC.
ReplyDeleteThe big blueberry barf-off
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Nate the great
The boxcar children
I'm going to take them Saturday to get the rest and the series , he was so happy now he has his own bboks he can share with the girls.
He was Maddog's partner and at the end he was jumping up and down like a fool...DC never changes his style like others, so I guess he is a one trick pony.
ReplyDeleteI still can't remember the movie with him and N. Cage.
Books can open worlds for him. You know this because I know you read a lot.
ReplyDeleteI saw the one with Nick Cage. DC was ridiculous in it.You would pee yourself, laughing so hard.
ReplyDeleteThe only other movie of his that I have seen is King of New York. I believe it was his best work.
Did you notice how well I looked in my dance video? I call it 'Dirty Dancing'.
ReplyDeleteI talk to Lois/Hedda today about taking out cause state-wide because they both likes to go..Lois don't have kids and Hedda's kids are grown .
ReplyDeleteI can't leave my most presious possession...it was hard to be away from them the few days I was in Vegas.
[giggles] Was you reducing your nose and be sure to shave those ugly ass legs.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for Dad to see it, he may pee on himself..
You find the funniest cartoons.
Jonny needs a bookcase. I can see
ReplyDeletethat he will be getting a load of books. Does he give you much trouble.I would love to know the psychologist's opinion.
Has Gil allowed anyone in the family near him yet?
I will have another post for you to edit tomorrow...it's about the most beautiful islands in the U.S. and there are a bunch of pictures....HA ! HA !
ReplyDeleteThe boxcar Children is a series also and is quite good. I think the twins have them.
ReplyDeleteIn realty I have no hair on my legs or my arms and very little under my arms. Don't know why. Too much female hormone perhaps.
The guy who won America's Got Talent is a cutie and I like his voice, a little rough,whiskey voiced.He's an excellent guitarist too.
ReplyDeleteWe go see the psychologist Friday and you will go through it with me all the way.
ReplyDeleteHe's all boy and he's just like the girls and I will be asking you things about boys because Sis/Nan/Chris don't have and small boys.
Gil don't want his family fooling none of them except aunt Mae.
Tell you what happen with Henry.
Do you need to email me?
ReplyDeleteAbout you going statewide with your global warming campaign; Fantastic. Imagine the impact you could have.
Maybe you could use the Fun Theory and somehow make it fun for people to get involved.Kids would love that and pay more attention.
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows Jonny is beimg adopted and Henry asked Jonny who his daddy was and he said Gil and Henry said he meant his real daddy and Jonny again said Gil and Jill/Sha went running to Gil and asked him wasn't he Jonny's daddy and he asked why and they told him and he was so mad..Henry was visiting aunt Mae and he went to Sis and told Henry to leave and never set foot there again and Henry said it's not your house and NAN said Sis told him yes it was .
ReplyDeleteSweetie , I want them to leave us along, I don't know how much longer I can talk to him...
ReplyDeleteGosh, those C****o's have a lot of nerve.What an ignorant shithead to put a little boy on the spot like that. That could shake Jonny's newfound confidence.
ReplyDeleteI will e-mail you about it after I talk again with Lois/Hedda...Lois is all for it. I won't he traveling unless it's the weekend or holidays but I can be the force behind it .
ReplyDeleteI Know I will E-Mail you after we see the psychologists.
Jonny and the girls fuss and each of them wants to be the boss and Jonny told them he was the big brother and his daddy said to take care of them.
ReplyDeleteI think Jonny has the right attitude but Jill is used to being the boss.She won't give up the job easily.
ReplyDeleteSis said Jill told him she was going to tell her mama and I would whip his musty butt about her brother...
ReplyDeleteJommy took it in stride and it didn't affect him think goodness.
Sis said Gil told him to leave and if he wasn't an old man he would beat the hell out of him, Sis said Gil asked Jonny who was his daddy and Jonny said he was and Gil said that's right son .
Chis said they wants Gil to act a fool, but he's to smart for that but Jon is about his age and he will beat the shit out of him.
ReplyDeleteNan said Chris told Henry and his son just because we was laid back don't take it for granted, because their family is mild beside ours.
I still can't understand why all the C****o's are behaving like asses because dad wants to pull out. Did they think the guy would keep going till he fell over in his Office at 99.
ReplyDeleteI am going to send you an e-mail now.
ReplyDeleteIt's nice that Gil is so protective. Do the C****o's have any more assholes tucked away who can pop out of the woodwork and cause trouble and pain?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Shirley truly feels sorry about her interference in matters that don't concern her.
ReplyDeleteShe still has a job in Reno I'm guessing. Does she have her own practice there?
Isn't Henry the guy you had a little faceoff with in the restroom?I didn't think you two were talking at all.
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ReplyDeleteI will have to rewrite the mail..I put a common instead of a period...be right back.
ReplyDeleteEmail didn't come through honey you will have to resend.
ReplyDeleteYes Henry is the one I had the faceoff with and no Shirley don't have her own practice she works out of the hotel there and do legal work for them.
ReplyDeleteBe right back...going to give you a little heads-up.
I'll keep checking
ReplyDeleteREAL INCOMING MAIL this time.
ReplyDeleteThankyou...I will use the Fun Theory...remember Jill's teacher that she had in pre-school and now she an ais, I saw her this morning and she asked about the bears, you know she got some kids interested and I told her we was having a meeting Friday morning, I told her it was twice a week and she was welcome to come. I forgot about her.
ReplyDeleteGot it. I will answer it now
ReplyDeleteHenry know not to come to my house, he was at Sis visiting aunt Mae ...NAN said Sis told them if they wanted to see Mae they send a car for her none of them was welcome at her home.
ReplyDeleteI re-sent the mail did you get it ???
I will have to send you one tomorrow ...
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Did you get the one I just sent??
ReplyDeleteOkay Sweetie.You need sleep to handle your mob in the morning. You can't hide from them. You can try but they always find you.
ReplyDeleteDon Rickles is on Craig. He is still funny.
ReplyDeleteShirley don't care about no no one but self and the way I hear it her kids is the same as her.
ReplyDeleteNAN says it was better when I was ranting at Gil at least they could listen to him playing his sax, but these damn people wants to fuck with everyone, hell we play for keeps .
Have a lovely sleep. It's a nice cool quiet night here. There's a deer in the yard in the moonlight. It's so peaceful.I will stand outside for a minute and look at the stars.Then I will post my article and snuggle up to the Rock.Talk to you soon.Tell dad there's no hurry to answer my notes. I know what it's like not to feel well.
ReplyDeleteOne day when all this backbiting and intrigue is over you'll probably get bored. You can always cause a bit of trouble yourself just to stir things up....HA!
Have a goodnight....Luv PIC
I will send you mail tomorrow after I talk with NAN.
ReplyDeleteI wil leave you a note about the post in drafts, boy they are crazy about our pictures, Anita say it's fun just to come see the pictures and yuk yuks and who the hell is WITCHY...
Okay sweetie I will say good night and pleasent dreams and hope Nana don't jump out at you and I know you got your jiggle dance.
ReplyDeleteGOODNITE...HUGS & KISSES...PIC
Kiss the Rock.
It's hard to rant at your hubby when he is trying to be so good. When the rock is a good boy for a long time, I have to make stuff up to rant about.Nothing clears your head like a good nag.It's like a laxative for the brain.
ReplyDeleteNana did jump out at me today and the jiggle dance was really good tonight.
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