Oops,we've run into a detour on our way to where we planned to go. We thought we was going to the race-track but the damn car broke down. So we found ourselves reminiscing over some of our childhood pranks.I asked , do you remember the time we caught my brother in the barn with his dangle in a girl's mouth. We went running to the house to tell your mom[my sister] that she was eating his dangle. He was crazy about that girl and now we know why. We never saw the girl again .I remember Sis looked like she wanted to bust. Now I realize she was trying to keep from laughing. She told him he had to be careful ,because the hills had eyes and ears and was very nosey.
Sis called us in the house and told us a cock-and-bull story about him having a tick on his dangle and the best way to get it off was putting spit on it.[giggles] Well we decided to find out if the girl got the tick off.We would wait until he went to sleep and pull his jammies down and to take a look.Our chance came quicker than expected. You see my brother likes his beer so we waited until he was asleep and we made our move.We creeped in and he was lying on his stomach, so we proceeded to roll him over and pull down his jammy bottom and the fool woke up hollering like the devil had him in a head-lock . My daddy came running in wanting to know what's wrong. My brother said he had a nightmare.We was back in bed pretending to be asleep. We knew he wasn't going to tell .We moved here from New Orleans when I was about 10 years old and Nan [my niece]was about 11 years old and my brother was about 20 years old. Daddy bought a small farm with animals so you know we was curious.You see I was the last pea out the pod. There are eight(8) before me . My parents had me late in life. My siblings say the doctors dropped me on my head and when they realized what they done, it was too late,the damage was done[giggles].I wanted to tell you about the time we was going to try to tmake the dog mate with the calf. Hell, we couldn't catch the calf. A lot of our plans didn't turn out as we expected, but all in all we are happy with our lot in life.I think we both are pleased about landing where we are.But we will always be those two mischievous little"Touisaint" girls from the Bayou country. I won't cry over what seems to be missed opportunities. I will value the opportunities I have instead. But hey, that's just me.
Stay tuned: more next time.
Just Me:Cupcake
YES!!That's what I want to hear.Great job.I enjoyed it thoroughly.
ReplyDeleteYou 'll probably get one eye done at a time so that at least you can see out of one eye while the other one heals.That's how mine were done.You may be surprised how much better you can see.
ReplyDelete[giggles] we was some little mischievious devils, Nan's Brothers wasn't into girls they was 13/15 just sports I think.
ReplyDeleteI'm looking at the Enquirer, at a photo of Jennifer lopez's arse.It's even bigger now than before the twins.Maybe we should write a post about her arse.It ain't so attractive anymore.
ReplyDeleteThe right first,a week or two later the left one. Maybe that's what wrong I can't see, Ron says the same as you, he's had his done.
ReplyDeleteI will be glad when the "T" are in school and BIO can't drag them all over creation,same place all the time.
ReplyDeleteHow is Brian/Nana? I know what Maxy is up to.
That will be a great post. Paula quit Amreican Idol and Jlo wants it.
ReplyDeleteIn fact JLO is looking definitely matronly lately.That can happen to Hispanic ladies if they don't take really good care of themselves.
ReplyDeleteYour world will continue to get dimmer and things will lose their color if you delay on the surgery.Before this surgery was invented folks went blind from cataracts.Now, there is nothing to it.
What's the date of your NE ?
ReplyDeleteDo you think JLO would be a good judge?She has musical experience.
ReplyDeleteAugust 17th.Dr phil is on the cover.
ReplyDeleteGod,what that guy gets up to.Apparently he took advantage of a patient sexually years ago.She had him up on charges and after that he could only practise psychiatry with a supervisor watching him.His practice went bankrupt and he lost his license so he just walked away.
I am having the surgery in September, Dr. Steen just got back from holiday, I was expecting it.
ReplyDeleteYou and Jon says nothing to worry about..I watch a video today.
I try to keep myself in shape for me.. it's better on your health, and I like for my man to say I look good in form fitting clothes when he take me out..I may not be a beauty Queen but I take care of what I got.hahaha
Take good care of your stuff honey.You won't regret it later.You'll stay younger looking longer.
ReplyDeleteShe may be a good Judge, Paula is asking for more money.
ReplyDeleteNan m..or has it just come out
missed that NE .I have Aug.10
And don't forget to trim that choochie.As you get older it grows a long beard.
ReplyDeleteNana got it on Friday so it has been out a while.She does the crossword and then gives it to me or Jaye.
ReplyDeleteI am glad you like my story, Nan called him and told him he had made it to the big time..He said oh no, I hope Nee didn't tell the tick story.hahaha
ReplyDeleteHa! Your poor brother.People around the world aare laughing at him right now.It's a funny story.
ReplyDeleteO.k they were out last week, a new one should be out Tue/Wed for next week, they are a week ahead.
ReplyDeleteHave to keep the choochie trim, I don't want it to sweat to much, it likes a nice short hair cut like a poodle.hahaha
Chris don't care, He was about 20 and all he wanted to do was poke some girl. hahaha
ReplyDeleteOf course that's all he wanted.The dangle has a mind of it's own at twenty.It usually makes more decisions than the other head.
ReplyDeleteThe Jackson that's on American Idol,is that Randy Jackson MJ's brother?
ReplyDeleteHey, Rosie O'donnell and Kelli have broken up.That means she is entitled to half of rosie's fortune since they were legally married.Kelli Lives in her own condo in Manhatten now.I don't like Rosie.
ReplyDeleteO.K at 20 I understand , how about 53, you are suppose to learn from doing, when you marry ,you are suppose to just poke your mate.
ReplyDeleteKelli is an exact double for a girl I used to know as a kid.I loved going to her house.They had an apartment at the back of their restaurant and we could have as much food as we wanted.And we could play in the huge banquet room.We played badminton and volleyball in there and played music and prtended we were dancers.
ReplyDeleteIf you haven't learned all your lessons by fifty three then I'm afraid there's no hope for you.
ReplyDeleteI have never like Rosie, not because she's gay, I didn't like her on the View..I am going to start looking people that piss me off like her.
ReplyDeleteRandy is no relation to MJ.A lot of African Americans are named Jackson and the other common name among them is Brown.
ReplyDeleteMaybe we should do a post now and again about someone who really pisses us off.Good idea???
ReplyDeleteWho could we do??
53 just come to mind, trying to find Sharon Harvey on Myspace to see what all the fuss is about,dodo had a post today that if DC was such a good friend of hers, why not ask him to connected her to shut her blog down, I think she's run out of things to say, because she is a one trick pony.
ReplyDeleteWe have both done Joe Jackson.We've done DC to death.There must be another arsehole out there who needs tobe told off.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't find Sharon H when I tried.Yes dodo is a one trick pony.And her blog is dull and boring.
ReplyDeleteI don't know off-hand..I post about my bad boys ,but they don't piss me off. I think I will go after all, if it's nothing but a picture with a few words, I will add some.
ReplyDeleteThe bad boys I have post about ..Brad/Sean I like them.
I have a few posts prepared for tonight,all different.
ReplyDeleteThere's a story in the Enquirer about a mother and son reunited after 27 years. HE had been kidnapped at three by his father and taken to Hungary.The mom tried to find him with no success but recently found his name on Facebook and contacted him and sho'enuff it was him.
I was looking at the latest NE that Nan has, they are going to make a movie about OJ's , an excon is writing it, I haven't read it yet,but it is in Aug 10th
ReplyDeleteNow OJ is a good candidate for a nasty putdown by us.Do we need another OJ story.You know some of those royalties will go to him.I can't stand the idea that he makes money off his crimes.
ReplyDeleteThat will make a great post..
ReplyDeleteThrow some human instreat in the mix..Shit PIC you can do it all, I am learning..I will get the hang of this shit yet.[giggles]
That Jon Gosselin guy has another new girlfriend.He is due for a putdown.Why can't he keep it in his pants?
ReplyDeleteNo we don't need him.There is to much out there.I think telling them about me trimming my choochie is more interesting. hahaha
ReplyDeleteHis girlfriend is/was a drug dealer, and she is not the only one, he is out to get Kates money.
ReplyDeleteIf that choochie could speak,what a story we'd hear.
ReplyDeleteChoochies around the world speak up.We want to know your stories.Kind of like the Vagina Monologues.
[giggles] This choochie would just say "MEOW" wants some milk..hahaha, Bot I'm hot tonight.
ReplyDeleteYou are a bad girl, and your choochie has a one track mind.Or, should I say it's a one trick pony????HA!
ReplyDeleteI am so glad that my family and friends have ideas of their own, I can learn from them and get different views on things, learn something, if you and I had the same view of things, I do believe I would have quit, but you seen something I didn't, that one reason we are not a one trick pony. Now she's picking on Emily Procter..what a woosh.
ReplyDeleteYou know christian Bale is kind of a bad guy and what was the name of the guy from Seinfeld who had the racial rant at a club?He's not my favorite.And, right now I'm so disgusted with Mel Gibson.Too many to choose from.
ReplyDeleteWhat is she saying about Emily??And,why isn't she picking on Adam?He's the one who's leaving.
ReplyDeleteDodo says Emily wants the show to be about her,and DC is not getting much air time.They will fade in the wind soon.
ReplyDeleteAdam did 4 movies this year,it's time for him to move on like Speedo and Khandi.
Next time you see something about Mel,post it so you can use that evil picture.
ReplyDeleteHis last name was Richards, he played Kramer..now he is a good one.
Speedle's career fell flat after he left the show.I don't know what Khandi is doing.I hope Adam isn't doing a Caruso.I hope he makes the transition to films successfully.
ReplyDeleteThat's right, Richards.I never remember his name.We can't say enough bad about Mel.Anyone who would create his own church to give himself a divorce is a toe rag in my opinion and a total hypocrite.
ReplyDeleteIf you find an article on Mel first let me know and I'll add the picture.
ReplyDeleteO.k. I will just put it in draft.
ReplyDeleteI think working with DC is a career killer, Khandi is suppose to make a film here about Katrina,haven't heard anything lately,some will be filmed here in my area. They are building a large movie studio here..
I think I would have said no...I don't like people invading my space.
ReplyDelete[giggles] maybe thats why he don't want it, it smells, and there is nothing worse than a funky choochie. hahaha
ReplyDeleteSweetie it's the bewitching hour, I will let you do your posts and curl up with the "ROCK" he has something waiting on you. HA!!!
ReplyDeleteNow that's what I call a hunk.
ReplyDeletePete is damn dependable. Thats my kind of man.
That's not mean.
ReplyDeleteJust had a news flash, maybe his tadpoles can't swim and the dangle won't get stiff,hahaha.
That's not mean , they will break up, what other reason do she have for going so far away.
I would have to screw him in his sleep.I don't think he would wake up.He's a heavy sleeper.
ReplyDeleteOkay honey.It was nice talking to you.You will have to put a lot of drops in your eyes after your surgery.It's a nuisance but stick with it.
Lots of luv and take care of yourself.....your friend ...J
I enjoyed as always..
ReplyDeleteGoodnite sweetie and just get his stuff it's all yours[ giggles] LUV...PIC....NEE