Friday, August 21, 2009

Dumb Blonde One-liners - To My Blonde Sisters (Who Are Mostly Brunettes) I Apologize and I Won't Do This Again...But it is Funny


She was soooooooooooooo blonde...
... she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
... she thought a quarterback was a refund.
... she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
... she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center.
... she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
... she thought General Motors was in the Army.
... she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
... under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics".
... she tripped over a cordless phone.
... she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate".
... they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
... at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius".
... she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
... it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes".
... she studied for a blood test-and failed.
... she sold the car for gas money.
... when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
... she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
... when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
... when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.
I notice all the dumb blonde jokes are about women. Part of the blonde population is male. Aren't they dumb too? If not,I wonder why. After all they had blonde mothers.

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