IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRED?
IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES?
IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL YOU EVER SAW WAS ON THE TABLE??
IF - YOUR BATH WATER HAD BEEN RUN?
IF - YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS?
IF - YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU, WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES?
SO, WHERE WOULD YOU BE?
Well...... HELLOOooo!!!!!!!!!
YOU'D BE IN THE WRONG FUCKING HOUSE
PLEASE ARRIVE HOME 'SOBER' AND IN ONE PIECE SO THIS DREADFUL MISTAKE NEED NEVER HAPPEN AND YOUR FAMILY DOESN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOU.DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE
You bet your booties, you will be in the wrong house,that's so cute.(GIGGLES) Thats how my sister Susan look after one of our parties.Hahaha
ReplyDeleteI am here...waiting to gossip.
ReplyDeleteDo you ever watch Craig Ferguson?
ReplyDeleteI've started watching him lately.I love a Scots accent.
Hugh heffner is dating twins now and he says he can't tell them apart.Craig just told me.
ReplyDeleteWTF do twins do for Hugh? Change his diaper?
What's he on?
ReplyDeleteThe old farts give decent men a bad name.
ReplyDeleteHe's on SEL WIVB CH17
ReplyDeleteIs Craig the one that come on after Letterman?
ReplyDeleteHe comes on at 12:35 my time,11:35 your time.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't go with a friends man,I know I wouldn't want a sister's man.Thats just gross.But anything beats working.
ReplyDeleteI think so.If he is a Scot then it's Craig.I've watched him for about six months.He's the night-owls companion.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I could share a man with anyone but definitely not my sister.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how they could control their disgust.He's not an attractive old man and he wears pyjamas 24/7.
ReplyDeleteI like sex to much to spread it around.I have been told to many dicks will ruin a choochie,and you have to not like sex to be a good whore.
ReplyDeleteIt's true.Most prostitutes hate sex.Even if they like it at first,they learn to hate it.
ReplyDeleteTen men a night and some of them must be horrible.
I bet he smells.When you have low self esteem it don't take much to make you happy. as I get older I get more picky,I have always wanted a certain kind of man.
ReplyDeleteI know you understand from the Major to Brian and your sons/grands.You and I have some strong/respectful men in our families.
You find one dangle ,the choochie will mold itself to fit,all different sizes will knock the bottom out,it will be like throwing your hook in a lake.
ReplyDeleteA lot of things can put me off and kill the mood ,bad breath,body odor,Two days growth of whiskers,wrong attitude.I enjoy good hygiene.That's my comfort Zone.Fortunately brian likes it too.
ReplyDeleteToo many dangles can give you cervical cancer.All that bacteria...yeesh.
ReplyDeleteSweetie you got that right,got to have good hygiene
ReplyDeleteMy man give me a ride,hell I am good foe awhile,I don't screw everyday,but it's fun talking about it...If your make poke you the way you like it,you're happy.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you say Sweetie,shall we call it a night?
ReplyDeleteOh,I haven't asked you how the house is coming along.Got any walls up yet?
I meant if your mate poke you the right way,you are happy.Hell when he finish with me ,I am happy he goes to sleep.
ReplyDeleteyes they have some walls up,they can work on the inside if it rains.All the bricks are not up,I am happy it's beginning to take shape.Pecans trees are doing great.
ReplyDeleteYes I guess I better call it a night,I have really enjoyed this time with you.
ReplyDeleteI will say goodnite sweet dreams,LUV...LUV..PIC...NEE
P.S. Thanks again for putting the post up...luv ..pic
Sounds like things are going very smoothly. Do you have any idea(ball park) when they will finish?
ReplyDeleteHave a good night and rest well.Luv you...PIC J
ReplyDeleteHopeful I will be there in July,dad has my barbeque pit.
ReplyDeleteI hope it's big enough to roast a hog.You have a pretty big family.
ReplyDeleteLuv you lots...J