If you have skeletons in your closet,nail it shut,put bars on it,especially if you are a public figure...a lot of people make their living digging up dirt...look out Angie...Famed biographer has set his sights on Angelina Jolie---He's got lots to spill ! So does her former bodygaurd.Just in case Andrew misses any juicy scandals,Angie's ex bodygard Mickey Brett is also penning a book of his own."MORTON"----who was handpicked by princess Diana"Diana: Her True Story---In Her Own Words",Morton is already researching every aspect of the 33-year-old actress life,including her stint in an L.A. mental institution in 2000.Just hours after her release,she married Billy Bob Thornton.That period in Angie's life is still a mystery,even to the people close to her..Morton says he wants the truth...Angie is very dramatic,she carried knives and drugs,Billy thought it was possible she would harm herself,thats why Billy agreed to tie the knot...what about Angie and Billy Bob wearing vials of each other's blood around their necks? That's just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Angie's taste for blood,she was captivated by vampires,she asked her boyfriends could taste their blood...she even wanted to become a mortician...Morton flew from London to L.A. to separate the truth from all the fiction and hype that follows Angie everywhere,he tells Star he'd love to sit down with her and he's made an approach to her...Morton may also revealed that Angie had a brief but steamy affiar with a guy her mom knew.As Angie grew older ,her taste in sex partners expanded to include women...Angie checks into hotels by herself,and Brad asks no questions...it's Angie's affairs with men that causes her the most pain---and she 's most worried about having the details exposed in a new book. Whit his knack of digging,sources tell Star that Morton,55,could reveal the truth about the babies Angie lost when she was younger..another secert Angie is determined to keep out of print is her ongoing scheme to destroy Brad's ex-wife,Jennifer Anniston.Angie meant to take Brad from Jen and Brad went willingly...in the summer of 2007,Angie began cheating on Brad with a blonde female rock star , the bodyguard knew all about the details.They're pretty hot..it lasted from 2007 til September 2008...they hooked up on the beach in Malibu.Now Angie considers her a friend and doesn't want to tarnish her image with this coming out...go for it Andrew Morton...you will make a fortune....My take on this...Angie kicked Brad out of her bed for giving the maid a back-rub..Angie ,you can dish it out ,but you can't take it...we have a saying...what's good for the goose is good for the gander..haha stay tune....to be continued...Monday, May 18, 2009
"Huh" Dark Secrets "WTF"
If you have skeletons in your closet,nail it shut,put bars on it,especially if you are a public figure...a lot of people make their living digging up dirt...look out Angie...Famed biographer has set his sights on Angelina Jolie---He's got lots to spill ! So does her former bodygaurd.Just in case Andrew misses any juicy scandals,Angie's ex bodygard Mickey Brett is also penning a book of his own."MORTON"----who was handpicked by princess Diana"Diana: Her True Story---In Her Own Words",Morton is already researching every aspect of the 33-year-old actress life,including her stint in an L.A. mental institution in 2000.Just hours after her release,she married Billy Bob Thornton.That period in Angie's life is still a mystery,even to the people close to her..Morton says he wants the truth...Angie is very dramatic,she carried knives and drugs,Billy thought it was possible she would harm herself,thats why Billy agreed to tie the knot...what about Angie and Billy Bob wearing vials of each other's blood around their necks? That's just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Angie's taste for blood,she was captivated by vampires,she asked her boyfriends could taste their blood...she even wanted to become a mortician...Morton flew from London to L.A. to separate the truth from all the fiction and hype that follows Angie everywhere,he tells Star he'd love to sit down with her and he's made an approach to her...Morton may also revealed that Angie had a brief but steamy affiar with a guy her mom knew.As Angie grew older ,her taste in sex partners expanded to include women...Angie checks into hotels by herself,and Brad asks no questions...it's Angie's affairs with men that causes her the most pain---and she 's most worried about having the details exposed in a new book. Whit his knack of digging,sources tell Star that Morton,55,could reveal the truth about the babies Angie lost when she was younger..another secert Angie is determined to keep out of print is her ongoing scheme to destroy Brad's ex-wife,Jennifer Anniston.Angie meant to take Brad from Jen and Brad went willingly...in the summer of 2007,Angie began cheating on Brad with a blonde female rock star , the bodyguard knew all about the details.They're pretty hot..it lasted from 2007 til September 2008...they hooked up on the beach in Malibu.Now Angie considers her a friend and doesn't want to tarnish her image with this coming out...go for it Andrew Morton...you will make a fortune....My take on this...Angie kicked Brad out of her bed for giving the maid a back-rub..Angie ,you can dish it out ,but you can't take it...we have a saying...what's good for the goose is good for the gander..haha stay tune....to be continued...
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Wow...I had heard of some of the things Angie had done such as wearing vial of blood around her neck, making out with her brother and such...but purposely wanted to destroy Jen Aniston by taking Brad? Whatever for? If that is true, that woman is scary...
ReplyDeleteLove your blog!
Cheers
Thanks...Angie also made out with her mom' beau...maybe it's something in the water in L.A.
ReplyDeleteSorry,anonymous,forgot to put up the link.
ReplyDeleteTips @ starmagazine,com,Jennifer Pearson-Heidi Parker-Susanne Rozdeba & John Bell.
I had also read that when Angie hit kindergarten she was already sexual in her approach to the boys and girls in class...not sure if that is true, but it is possible, and if so, I wonder what other parents made of this child playing with their children. Gives whole new meaning to playing house!
ReplyDeleteI love living in L.A. but I tend to think all the stars are a bit on the nutty side anyway! I did see DC a little bit ago with a lovely brunette, dressed casually but very nicely indeed. She was about 30 something I would say.
Cheers
I did watch Farrah's Story the other night, now that was quite something. Did you catch that?
I was always a fan of Farrah's..yes I watch it and hope her the very best,Dc loves them young...I hope she get him out of those awful jeans and T- shirts,we don't hear much about DC since Heidi was caught...we do wonder where Amina is.
ReplyDeleteWhat a juicy article,full of shocking details.My take on Angie?Totally weird,partially psycho and sexually messed up.Not to mention something of a bitch.
ReplyDeleteDC with someone new???How interesting.
ReplyDeleteShe is one crazy lady...Andrew Morton is going to write her story she don't want it to get out..I got a juicy one on Mel ..how you doing girl..anonymous says she seen DC with a burnette.How is everyone.
ReplyDeleteI do think there is something in the water...I just touch the tip of what Angie was into.
ReplyDeleteEveryone is okay.Nana is in a foul mood.And I stood out in the cold planting her damn flowers.She can stick them up her wrinkly old arse.Other than that everything is going swimmingly.
ReplyDeleteHow are you doing???
I wonder who the brunette is.It could be his daughter. It could be Amina.If it's someone new, I hope Amina takes a chunk out of his arse.
ReplyDeleteDo the one on Mel.He's been a busy guy lately.Sounds interesting.
ReplyDeleteI will do it in the morning..it is a dozzy.
ReplyDeleteIt may not be to much left for Amina...I think thats why he left Liza so he wouldn't have to share the profits of his new company with her...he learned from Marg.
ReplyDeleteGlad everything is going o.k. we know Nana is in fine sprits...what's Brian doing?
Brian is watching some dumb guy show.He just passed this way naked as a jaybird.He's always naked..WTF?
ReplyDeleteDC will learn that he is better off on his own.If he picked up someone decent, he wouldn't have all theses bimbos after his paltry few bucks.
ReplyDeleteI am glad you were able to plant the flowers for Nana...Please don't stick the flowers up her arse...you did your part...
ReplyDeleteNow I have a cartoon in my head of chasing Nana down the hall trying to stick the flowers up her arse.
ReplyDelete(GIGGLES) Brian know you like looking at the ever-ready man that's haesd as a rock..tell him let you feel it. hahaha
ReplyDeleteNow I have the same one,be careful...Nana might take them..you know what she did to the teenager...hahaha...maybe anonymous might tell us when she see DC again and if that is his daughter.
ReplyDeleteJeannie...draw the cartoon,I liked the one of dodo chasing the fox.
ReplyDeleteHE can feel his own rock.I'm tired.
ReplyDeleteI got all the gardening done though and stocked the boat with towels, dishes,dry goods like coffee and sugar and so on.And essential stuff like cleaners and special boat toilet paper.It dissolves so quickly,you better be quick about wiping,or... yuck
Are you good to go this weekend?Brian may be glad you are tired,he may be still feeling the effects of the tap dancing lesson...hahaha,we have a few years yet before we can go naked again,Gil still sleeps naked..
ReplyDeleteI think that Brian stalks around naked because the kids are gone and he can do what he wants in his own house at last.It's very freeing.
ReplyDeleteThat tap dancing lesson wore us both out.My feet are still sore.
ReplyDeleteI went out to find Brian a while a go,and found him lying on the bed the cabin of the boat listening to a Roy Orbison CD.He was worn out too.
ReplyDeleteWe're good to go next weekend.The weather will be hot according to our trusty Canadian meteorologists.I expect there will be a bunch of us up there.
ReplyDeleteI'm watching one of the last shows George Carlin ever made.You can see he's not too well.But,God,he is still so damn funny.What a class act.
ReplyDeleteWhere the hell did you go nee?I know,you went and had a quickie.now you're all mellow and relaxed.
ReplyDeleteGeorge Carlin is doing religion,Keyser should be watching.He has a lot in common with George.Both non believers.
ReplyDeleteI am here .
ReplyDeleteSometime this g take so long...I am going to get mine and bring it here...I don't like the damn lappy.
ReplyDeleteWell toots,I think I'll write my story.See ya a bit later..
ReplyDeleteHi,I'm still here.
ReplyDeleteI will have to visit Keyser,I will have to bookmark his address,you need to believe in something...
ReplyDeleteKeyser believes in Keyser.
ReplyDeleteWhen we go camping we eat we catch,I have a wonderful a dish I know even Brian will like..everyone likes tacos.
ReplyDeleteWe all love tacos,even Brian.
ReplyDeleteWell there is something larger that all of us...just because you can.t see it...like the wind,it's still there...I want you to have a great time with your family and friends,,you have been cooped up all winter.
ReplyDeleteI have a great one for camping out,we all love fishing..dad nad my man knew nothing about camping..we taught them good .Now they love fishing and hunting...
ReplyDeleteThey are talking about Farrah's story on TV.Did you see her TV special??What did you think.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was so sad .She even showed her bald head.Poor wee thing.
Dad says it good to really know how to live and have a great time without trying to impress people,now he wears casual clothes.
ReplyDeleteI just heard Mel's girlfriend is pregnant...What? Hasn't he got eight kids? Why?
ReplyDeleteI saw the story,I loved Farrah ,she is a great actress,the burning bed was great and we warch reruns of angels .
ReplyDeleteYou wonder why a loof good ones leave and leaves so many silly bastard,but I guess the higher power wants someting good too.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like you all taught Gil and Dad some very important life lessons.They were missing some of the best things in life.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how long anonymous have been with us,hope she join in often and let us know when she see DC.
ReplyDeleteYes she is pregnant..it will be in my story tomorrow...when will these women stop jumping from man to man?
ReplyDeleteYeah,Mel's girl friend has been around the block a few times.
ReplyDeleteAnother gol-digger using him as a stepping stone to somewhere.
Mel has 8 kids..I wonder how many times they get check-ups..I would not let any of them poke me ..don't care how much money they have...
ReplyDeleteAlthough she pretty much has it made right now .He is a very wealthy man.What else does she want? Maybe that he helps her further her career?
ReplyDeleteI would want a keeper...not every woman I see him talk to,I would be wondering if she went to bed with him ...you know they are men and been around the block a couple of times,but you don't want to look at them...Mel's oldest kid is 28 years old.Robyn is a pretty lady.
ReplyDeleteHe wants to marry her..it will have to be a civil wedding...becuse Mel is a holy than thou catholic.
ReplyDeleteMel is an asshole. Robyn stuck by him through the lean years through countless infidelities and through eight children, and he hands her this when they should be enjoying their life together...ASSHOLE!
ReplyDeleteThat ass wanted his cake and eat it.He wanted his young girlfriend and keep his wife.Apparently he bought the girlfriend two expensive homes in the past year plus.He has been seeing her for quite a while
ReplyDeleteShe has a 12 year old kid and her name is "Oksana Grigorieva"
ReplyDeleteShe has had a couple of famous boyfriends.She leaves them when something better comes along.A very cold calculating cookie.
ReplyDeleteOh yes ...Oksana better be careful...Donna D`Errico is ready to give her a run for her money..she has had her eye on him a long time...she played on baywatch and hot for Mel...this may be the best thing to happen for Robyn...Mel is unstable like DC.
ReplyDeleteOne of the homes was about 2/3 blocks down from Robyn.
ReplyDeleteMel and DC have a lot in common.They both think with their dicks.They do not respect women or mariage vows.Mel has slept around on Robyn for thirty years.The only question is why did she wait so long to divorce him?
ReplyDeleteI hope she gets half of his money.I think it's over two hundred million
What an insult to Robyn to have his girlfriend a couple of doors away.
ReplyDeleteWonder is she setting up an retirement fund...you they are not keepers...Robyn/Robin Wright Penn/Marg and a lot of others should form a club..they can get you to write their heading...hahaI hate home wreckers...but I am better for it happening..Chris says I would be doing life for disfiguring Ron.
ReplyDeleteChris got a point.You could have hit him harder with the skillet and brain damaged him.
ReplyDeleteOh yes..250 million dallors..she really has put up with some shit..I guess thats why I didn't make a good hollywood wife..if you are going to poke someone it better be me,or your ass is mud.
ReplyDeleteI should have it him on his little head...hahaha
ReplyDeleteI have 5 brothers and I respect them in the way they are with their wives...if they are messing around no one has heard anything about it...
ReplyDeleteI imagine they learned good values like fidelity from you mom and dad.
ReplyDeleteI know Emily and Sis are your sisters.Who is the other one?
ReplyDeleteI got to dig up the story on Morgan Freeman...His wife is suing him..when he had the car wreck,he was with his 40 year old girlfriend.that will give a lot to do while you are at the lake skinning-dipping..hahaha
ReplyDeleteThere also Sean Penn/Robin Wright Penn going to the divorce courts..maybe that's a fad out there..some change partners as often as I change panties..hahaha
ReplyDeleteMorgan Freeman's wife is a lovely woman and very itelligent.He is another asshole.I used to respect him.
ReplyDeleteOh,you don't even wear panties.
ReplyDeleteBy the way it is much healthier not to wear them.I'm a believer.I take em off as soon as I can.
Susan the one with the lazy husband...Emily is the preacher's wife.
ReplyDeleteSusan's hubby told dad if was his wife I would stay in the house on the lake..hahaha Dad said...but she is not your wife now is she..one thing dad can't stand is a lazy man.
ReplyDeleteSusan,now I remember.
ReplyDeleteAre you close to any of your other brothers?I think it's so cool to have five brothers.
(GIGGLES) now everybody know we don't wear panties..oh what the hell my man come in and I am talking to you I just stand up and put my feet on the chair..he's happy until I go to bed..hahaha
ReplyDeleteGirl, we are so bad...
I better go write something before I go to bed. I'm not earning my keep around here.
ReplyDeleteI guess you're still at Sis's house .Are you moved in there now until the house is built?You'll get impatient when the damn thing seems to take so long.But the fun begins when you can choose all the final touches like kitchen cabinets and granite counter tops,fancy bathrooms.
Yes I am ..they are very protective of me..daddy wouldn't let Chris come to L.A. sis twin Jon and Richard came...Sis stayed with me until my divorce was final,Susan is o.k. I just get mad at her for working so hard and taking care of that fool.
ReplyDeleteI better call it a night Sweetums.Love to you and your sweet babies.Have a good night and don't let the bed bugs bite(or the black widow spiders)EEESH.
ReplyDeleteluv...luv...J
PS..I love the way your family sticks by you and protects you.You are much loved.
ReplyDeleteYou always earn your keep..yes I have moved in..this house is as big as a barn...it's where I grew up,I love it here...I am not going to get bored..I have you and sis.I bugs the hell out of every one...I think Gilly is trying to hide from me..
ReplyDeleteI will say goodnite ..will take care of somethings in the morning ..then write about Mel.
ReplyDeleteGoodnite my friend with no panties..(GIGGLES)..boy I am hot tonight.....
Nite sweetie and good dreams..NEE
Hey girls...I recently found your blog actually and love it! Your recipes are great and I love the cartoons and family stories.
ReplyDeleteI had to call a friend of mine who was with me and this brunette was very fair skinned and well...nicely dressed. Definitely not Amina, since we haven't seen her about for awhile. We have seen DC on occasion, generally alone.
It wasn't his daughter since this woman was in her mid to late 30's. It caught us off guard for a moment because this woman had good taste in clothes and appeared a complete opposite of his usual "type".
Cheers
Sorry to have missed you last night,it's about time he got a little class...hurry back...more to come.
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