The Day After

Signs the Easter Bunny is Suffering From Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome

--Keeps rubbing himself for good luck

--Neighbors describe him as quiet loner

--Filling next year's eggs with Prozac

--Apartment walls covered in pictures of shattered Humpty Dumpty

--Rotting corpse of Energizer Bunny found in his crawl space

-- Forcibly dragged from department store after screaming at Santa,"I'll see you dead before you get my job,fat man!"

--He's hopped up on crack

--He has a gun and won't come out of his rabbit hole in Waco Texas

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WHY DID THE BUNNY BRING THOSE EGGS?

--Tax write off?

--Who ever heard of Easter bricks?

--Plan to destroy the human race with cholesterol?

--Pressure from egg marketing people?

--If he gave you money,he'd be the tooth bunny?

--Would you rather hunt for waffles?

--The energizer bunny got the good job?

I still don't know why.

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