Thursday, March 12, 2009

A Redneck Way of Life

A redneck bass boat.
The new redneck weather station
The latest model of redneck chopper A redneck barbeque grill
A redneck yacht
Redneck horseshoes
If I have offended any rednecks,well......hey.


69 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:06:00 PM

    (GIGGLES) Jeannie,I just love those redneck jokes...those seem like some of Jeff Foxworthy,s saying...they are giving Larry the Cable Guy a roast,I like all four of them,they are funny...
    It is raining on/off all day...I am so lazy,all I did today was look for information about my bears.

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  2. There were a lot more redneck pictures.Someone sent them to me.I just used the best of them.Larry the Cable Guy is hilarious.
    I had a busy day,cleaning up for Nana,scrubbing floors and toilets,
    laundry,cooking,errands.Must be nice to just sit around on your arse all day.

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  3. Some people just have it so easy.Not that I'm naming names,but some people are going to get big fat arses from sitting around so long.

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  4. Anonymous9:53:00 PM

    )GIGGLES) I am sitting here trying to eat some ice cream,I am not talking to you and Gil,he say my arse is getting fat.hahaha
    I know you have are busy...getting ready for the twins spring break..

    All shit I got to sign in..

    Nee

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  5. Keep an eye on that arse,it's spreading.

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  6. I'm making an exercise room that is also a guest room.Hard to do .I put the tread mill and walker in there and a leg exerciser.It' hard to decorate around that.I have a little hidey hole room where I hide from everyone with my computer.It's supposed to be private but everyone butts in here.

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  7. Anonymous10:04:00 PM

    The weather here is just nasty.
    The bear buttons came in today...Lois says she has heard from Al Gore's office...expecting to get some information in 5/10 days...things are looking up.

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  8. Anonymous10:09:00 PM

    I haven't been on the tread mill in a while...They love to be where you are...I know you have been busy all day,you need to rest and play with the ever-ready/grabby man9GIGGLES) what is Brian building?

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  9. Bear buttons are a great idea .I wish I could see one.
    I've been upset since I saw a video of a polar bear starving to death.They are so hungry they are trying to hunt walruses which are enormous and have huge tusks and the bears are getting gored with the tusks and bleeding to death.I have to get over that and write a bear post.

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  10. Brian built a bed frame for me for my guest /exercise room

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  11. Anonymous10:13:00 PM

    Gil brought a walker so Jill could stop pulling Gilly ...he loves it .he is one tough little bugger..

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  12. The weather here is still cold but picking up.In Canada,march roars in like a lion and leaves like a lamb.(that's a saying we have)I love spring in Canada.Lots of green things popping up through the soil.

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  13. I hope Gilly is a tough guy with a heart of gold.You need to have both these days.

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  14. Make sure that walker is not the kind that's easy to tip over.

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  15. Anonymous10:17:00 PM

    No take time out about your bears,
    Brian is a jack of all trades,not only a great lover ,but a builder also.Lois got them in I will tell her to bring me some before they are all gone...she said she has to reorder more.
    Lois is the bad lady.

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  16. Do they still have Jolly Jumpers??Gilly might enjoy that.It stengthens their legs too.

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  17. Anonymous10:21:00 PM

    He is not big enough for the walker.I just keep him on the beach towel and let her pull him,It might tip over ,he jumps so much,,he want to be on the move all times.

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  18. Lois just might turn out to be the good lady.Wouldn't that be a hoot??

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  19. Anonymous10:23:00 PM

    They are roasting Larry the Cable Guy Sunday on Comedy Central....do you get that station there.

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  20. I told Brian you said he was a great lover.He said it's nice to be recognized for your work.Work huh?
    Brian can build anything or fix anything.Cars.. boats ..electronics,and he's a good plumber.I'll hire him out when he retires.

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  21. Yes we get Comedy Central.The next few days I am so busy I think I just want to run away.Listen to my inner child and disappear for the day.

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  22. Anonymous10:29:00 PM

    I am sure they do have Jolly Jumpers...he love to jump .
    Lois is getting to be really helpful,Mamie said Lois told her she liked me...The ladies laugh and told her I didn't care one way or the other.

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  23. Anonymous10:32:00 PM

    It's on Sunday night here at 10pm over time.
    If you hire him out ..make sure he keep his clothes on...better yet,I think you better be his helper...hahahaha

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  24. Anonymous10:33:00 PM

    Jeannie the twins might like it...they don't talk dirty.

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  25. The more you don't care one way or the other,the more Lois will try to impress you.

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  26. Anonymous10:36:00 PM

    Don't run away...just cuddle up to your man...and play footies...

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  27. If a nice lady wants to pay Brian for his services with a little nookie,I'm not sure he'll say no.He's an old man and I don't think he gets propositioned much.

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  28. He has always had a roving eye,but he's never touched.Thank God.
    Now I don't have to worry about it anymore.He looks old so ladies don't think he's got the goods.He's still got them.He's like Gil's Dad.Enjoys his nookie.

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  29. Anonymous10:41:00 PM

    Her husband will have to make it on his own merits...I can't help her their...Gil believe you are to pull your own part of the load....
    you work are go home.

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  30. She can help her husband by being good for him socially,being a good hostess for business dinners,being charming to associates' wives.It's all PR.

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  31. Anonymous10:46:00 PM

    Before Brians's heart attack ,he wasn't doing nothing but looking,Brian know what he wants..I bet he never got those boners until you are around(GIGGLES)I call Gil my old man,he's14 years older than me.

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  32. Brian's older than me but we're both pretty old.We get just as much fun from watching a funny movie with a bowl of popcorn as we do from tap dancing in the bedroom.

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  33. Anonymous10:52:00 PM

    Thats what I told her when I had the talk with her.

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  34. Anonymous10:56:00 PM

    I have a lot to look forward to..sis says your man can just hold you and you get all warm inside...I have found that to be true since I been home from the hospital this time....

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  35. You've got your head on straight Sweetie.She would do well to take your advice.It sounds like she is trying now.If she is involved in charitable works,that looks good for her husband too.

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  36. Anonymous10:59:00 PM

    I know one thing he is not going to get any blue pills....just hold me close.

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  37. Brian can't take the blue pills because of his heart.
    I heard that Sylvester Stallone had one of those pumps implanted in his penis because he couldn't get it up any more.Now if his lady gets amorous he just pumps it up.

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  38. Anonymous11:04:00 PM

    Lois offers to babysit..I have a built in sitter...dad/sis/Nan...I am not used to leaving them with other people...The first time I was away from Jill is when Gilly was born.

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  39. You probably don't want Lois to get that intimate with your family.

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  40. Anonymous11:09:00 PM

    Aww shit ..I will just settle for the hug and cuddling ,that damn thing might swell up and not come out.

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  41. Anonymous11:13:00 PM

    I told her straight up,I don't mind working on projects/social.
    I don't talk my friends business and have to talk and deed with them.

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  42. Jaye used to have a crush on Sylvester when she was a kid.I'm going to tell her about the pump he had built in to his pecker and see if she likes the idea.

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  43. Anonymous11:19:00 PM

    All my family is down to earth.Some of the younger ones that is marrying in the family is the pits,but all has beed told about Nan/me. we are just like sisters,thats the way we was raised.

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  44. Anonymous11:20:00 PM

    I think Jaye likes the real thing or nothing....hahaha

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  45. I don't know Lois but I get the feeling I would never trust her a hundred percent.

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  46. Anonymous11:23:00 PM

    Dave was in First Blood with him.
    Have you seen Maddog and Gloria...where Dave was jumping around like a chicken.hahahaa

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  47. Jaye is just a wee thing,5'2" but she has a big husky guy for a husband.Peter is good looking too.He ain't rich but they are happy.They have a little house in a little town where everyone knows them.Peter was my dad's godson.His mum has been my adopted aunt for over fifty years.My auntie Bubs(real name,Elsie,nickname Bubbles)I'm going to her 83rd birthday party on Monday.

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  48. Anonymous11:28:00 PM

    I have people I once had dealing with,talk about things,I would never repeat it to no one...she was talking about the ladies in the club,we all had to be in social events...Jeannie that don't work for me.

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  49. I have never seen any of Dave's movies except Proof of Life.I was never a fan.But,I am curious now and wouldn't mind taking alook at one.I never got why all the fuss was made about him,by the loons and Vix.
    I want to see the interview that Keyser is trying to get.

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  50. Anonymous11:36:00 PM

    Money can't but love and happiness,my ex. didn't have a pot to piss in...now he has money,but he don't have love...Gil's dad worked hard for his ..to send gil to the best schools,he never wanted him to go into the business.
    I think Lois wants to live high on the hog.She wants maids/nannies/etc...thats so stupid when you can do those this for yourself

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  51. I never understood women who could just hand their babies to a nanny and go sit on their arses and not be involved with the baby.

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  52. Anonymous11:42:00 PM

    well you seen one of his movies,he acts the same way in all of them...I tired the link again today,it wasn't working ,i liked it in inspirations,I got it at dodo site...it's not working now.

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  53. Anonymous11:44:00 PM

    The funny thing is they think she will walk,and get back on the web and come after them and Dave...She says there are a lot of people still think she is not guilty.

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  54. Lois sounds a bit materialistic/grasping.Maybe she came from a poor background.
    Money does not buy you the things that really count.Lois hasn't learned that.

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  55. Anonymous11:49:00 PM

    Only if you have to go to work or school,it would be find..all I have is my little family...it's only 5 of us...my dad had his own business..we didn't have help.

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  56. Vix will get off fairly lightly.They are pretty lenient in Austria.The main thing is to get her psychiatrically evaluated and treated.She will probably get back on the web though.We will hear from her.

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  57. Anonymous11:51:00 PM

    Sis said my daddy never re-married...because he was afraid he would come home and find me hanging in a tree by my feet.
    hahahaha

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  58. Anonymous11:55:00 PM

    I am thinking we will hear from her before years end,lordy I hope she gets the help she needs...the globe mag has an article in it...it says about the same thing.

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  59. I'm wondering if Vix will try to skip again.They will obviously take her visa and passport away for a prescribed length of time.She said she really loved it where she was.She loved the warmth,the food ,the people.She might try to go there again,especially if she and her husband are no more.

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  60. Anonymous11:59:00 PM

    There are people that fight back the best way they know...I let you know how I feel...I can't hold a grudge....I have to let it out.

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  61. Anonymous12:02:00 AM

    If so , I hope she is a few woman,to go and come as she please,that was a hard life she was leading...I don't think her husband was helping her...

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  62. Bouncing from hotel to hotel,always scared,always alone.Loons chasing her ass.What a horrible life.

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  63. Anonymous12:06:00 AM

    I can't kick a person when they are down....what makes a person so happy to see another one down when they know she was sick...I really hope they are proud of themselves.

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  64. She clung to you and I ,Nee,like a life raft.we were her family,her friends and we made her laugh.

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  65. I'm going to write a post now.Any good ideas for a topic??

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  66. Anonymous12:10:00 AM

    I asked Gil what he throught I should do,if she got in touch with us...He says to do what my heart tells me to do....you don't throw the baby out wit the bath-water...
    what did she do to me ..nothing...your friend ,keep it that way..because a person do wrong ...they need you more than ever.

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  67. I agree.I won't turn my back on a friend.She did wrong.There's no doubt,but she deserves another chance at a normal life.

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  68. Anonymous12:14:00 AM

    How about when you was a girl?
    Time really flys...I am not in the streets all time now....I will say good nite...talk tomorrow...NEE

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