Thursday, January 15, 2009

Things You Wish hadn't Happened Last Year

Well,it's a brand new new year.You can put aside all those embarassing moments of last year and move on.But,now and then,you have to wish,they had never happened at all.
*A lady forgot to set the parking brake on her brand new car.So,you see,a convertible does not keep water out.
*An avid fan handcuffed herself to Hugh Grant in Amsterdam at a premiere.The police had to be called get the cuffs off.They took their time,and Hugh was pretty peeved and embarassed.
*The highly publicized meltdown of David Hasselhoff.
*We've always wanted to know what a Scotsman wears under his kilt.Maybe one of those kids will talk.The poor man couldn't stop playing his bagpipes,to tell them to go away.
*A tennis player at a prestigious tournament loses her knickers.
*President Bush did not know the cameras were rolling.He was trying to be funny.NOT!

3 comments:

  1. I removed one picture.A marathon runner developed a sudden case os diarrhea but kept on running.Now I know what shit hitting the fan would look like.

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  2. LOL....well, you sure picked a few great moments. The tennis-plaer who lost her knickers...priceless..LOL

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  3. PS. Great artwork. Photoshop?

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