Friday, December 12, 2008

FUCKING

Tourists are causing stress and anxiety to the citizens of a tiny village in Austria, where the signs keep disappearing.
Why you ask??
The sign says" FUCKING"(although it's pronounced Fooking)The little hamlet of Fucking was named after it's founder.
The town sign has been stolen seven times in the last few months.The signs cost several hundred dollars each.The little village's budget has been stretched to the limit,just replacing them.
The mayor of Fucking said,"From now on we'll use more concrete and bigger screws."

It gets funnier because the sign underneath reads,"Bitte-nicht so schnell!"--"Please not so fast".
Obviously,put there to protect school children,but a little double entendre....makes it mean so much more.

3 comments:

  1. I know about that. The "Bitte nicht so schnell" sign is used when there is a school nearby.
    Believe it or not, most residents of this littel village in Upper Austria don't get "the joke". Even I had to read twice when I first heard about it.

    Nice one...old gal. Are the wolves howling so laud that you aren't able to sleep? Must be 03.00 am by now in your place.

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  2. Anonymous4:24:00 PM

    I like the fucking sign..I wouldn't have to say nasty you,haha I just say fuck you.Hey is it not the place where the fangirls say the stalker is from?No wonder she/he left fucking.(Giggles)

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